DWR's Miss Gana Ottoman [Hot or Scary?]

Is this thing hot or hairy scary? Resembling a Muppet and badly in need of google eyes, only 50 are available over at Design Within Reach, so if you want your eco-friendly Miss Gana ottoman made from unworn, overstocked flip-flop sandals for $250- act now before it rolls away... Or walks. Or ends up with an acting career on some Nickelodeon show.

Hot or Scary? Would you own this thing? I cast my vote like this... If it was in one of those massive, swank Elle Decor style homes with all the right billion dollar furnishings, it would work. If it was in my home, just plain scary. And you?

(images from dwr)