Myth debunker: Modern Tots.
Yes, can use this table simply for it's intended purpose, to gather children around for shaping clay and coloring, or you can use it as a sofa table to gather around a tray of raspberry martinis. The spiral two-tone bamboo and resin pattern is oh-so-chic.
tuning into the child within?
(top photo, robotcup. Yup. This ones for the real kiddies.)